"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
I think there actually IS a penis museum in Sweden or something. Don’t know if the tickets are $1000 a piece, though.
play this on a loop at my funeral
I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…
That escalated pretty quickly.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"